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Love Monkey
Author: Kyle Smith
Publisher: Zondervan
ISBN: 0061747068
Pages: 368
Year: 2009-10-13
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Many men aim high; Tom Farrell dares to be average. While his friends accumulate wedding rings, mortgages, and even, alarmingly, babies, Tom still lives alone in his rented apartment with nothing but condiments and alcohol in his refrigerator. He spends Saturday mornings watching cartoons and eating Cocoa Puffs out of an Empire Strikes Back bowl, and devotes the rest of the weekend to his other favorite hobbies: sports and girls. His credo, to think and act like a thirteen-year-old boy at all times, has worked well enough to land him a decent job writing headlines for the New York Tabloid. But neither his personal life nor his professional life has any forward momentum; he's occupied the same cubicle since the first George Bush was president and is currently "between girlfriends." At thirty-two, it starts to occur to him: There's a fine line between picky and loser. Enter a sly, beautiful coworker named Julia. After a few torrid dates, Tom is hooked. "She's like cleaning behind my refrigerator. A once-in-a-lifetime thing." But the closer he gets to Julia, the more elusive she becomes. Frustrated, Tom seeks the dubious advice of his buddy Shooter, a shallow sexual gladiator, and wonders why he keeps getting into arguments with Bran, his smart, sarcastic "default date." But then tragedy strikes, and everyone's attitudes toward life and love change -- and even Tom begins to see himself in a new light. By turns riotous and tenderhearted, Kyle Smith's Love Monkey is the most candid and excruciatingly funny exploration of the male mind and libido since High Fidelity.
Love Monkey
Author: Edward Monkton
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007454155
Pages: 32
Year: 2011-11-24
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SPECIAL PRICE FOR A LIMITED TIME Edward Monkton’s surprisingly philosophical take on all aspects of love, life and happiness have made Monkton’s drawings stylish collectors’ items and a mark of good taste year in, year out. Another offering from the bestselling author.
Monkey Love
Author: Brenda Scott Royce
Publisher: New Amer Library
ISBN: 0451217543
Pages: 307
Year: 2006
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With her budding career as a stand-up comic going nowhere, Holly Heckerling finds herself pet-sitting a pickpocket monkey, bailing out her needy friends, and dealing with her meddlesome aunt, who is doing everything she can to fix Holly up with the perfect man. A first novel. Original.
I Love Monkey Discovery Kit
Author: Suzanne Kaufman
Publisher:
ISBN: 1932319964
Pages: 36
Year: 2010-09-01
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Parents and grandparents---this is one gift your child will always remember and never forget. Here's the treasured “I Love Monkey” book and the huggable Monkey plush---both packaged together in a delightful storage box, with magnetic closure. More fun than a barrel of. . .
I Love You, Little Monkey
Author: Alan Durant, Katharine McEwen
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416924817
Pages: 32
Year: 2007-04-10
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Little Monkey is bored and wants Big Monkey to play with him, but Big Monkey is busy with his chores, so Little Monkey goes away to play by himself, but he keeps ruining Big Monkey's efforts.
Monkey Love
Author: Dee Lindner
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740793144
Pages: 48
Year: 2011-11-01
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"Thousands of people throughout the USA hold a special place for their wistful buddies of yesteryear. The sock monkey . . . graced many a bed and toy box during the Depression and the years that followed. Today there are Web sites for vintage collectors, chat rooms for purists, and a plethora of directions on how to craft the creatures." --Sawyer County Record Something intrinsic about a red-heel sock monkey speaks to people. How else could a homemade stuffed monkey, crafted from a pair of ordinary work socks, remain a part of the American scene decades after the whimsical doll first scampered into our hearts? Monkey Love celebrates our love affair with this smiling little character and honors the affection people have for their past and the devotion people share with others today. In this lovable volume, photographs by Dee Lindner, aka the Sock Monkey Lady, include images of sock monkeys appearing in everything from their traditional stocking caps to snorkeling gear. Tying this little book all together is a simply worded ode to what love is and what makes love so special. This combination of love and sock monkeys could not be warmer or fuzzier. Monkey Love will have lovers of all ages and lovers of toys--toy monkeys, in particular--going bananas over a copy. The book is an ideal keepsake, whether purchased for yourself or as a gift to the loved one or ones in your life.
The Love Song of Monkey
Author: Michael S. A. Graziano
Publisher: ReadHowYouWant.com
ISBN: 1458784010
Pages: 124
Year: 2010-10-06
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In a surreal exile on the floor of the Atlantic, a young man faces his own death and his wifes infidelity. With a deepening understanding of himself and his place in the world, Monkey travels a path through the most important landscape of all the inner landscape of the soul. Monkey is a meditation on the simple, inexplicable, and lasting power of love, cast in the metaphor of a journey to the depths of the ocean floor. Precise and beautifully crafted, this modern fable is rich with humor and deep thought.
Love in Infant Monkeys
Author: Lydia Millet
Publisher: Catapult
ISBN: 1593763816
Pages: 193
Year: 2009-08-27
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Lions, Komodo dragons, dogs, monkeys, and pheasants — all have shared spotlights and tabloid headlines with celebrities such as Sharon Stone, Thomas Edison, and David Hasselhoff. Millet hilariously tweaks these unholy communions to run a stake through the heart of our fascination with famous people and pop culture. While in so much fiction animals exist as symbols of good and evil or as author stand-ins, they represent nothing but themselves in Millets ruthlessly lucid prose. Implacable in their actions, the animals in Millets spiraling fictional riffs and flounces show up their humans as bloated with foolishness yet curiously vulnerable, as in a tour-de-force Kabbalah-infused interior monologue by Madonna after she shoots a pheasant on her Scottish estate. Millet treads newly imaginative territory with these charismatic tales.
Monkey and Me
Author: Emily Gravett
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1442499729
Pages: 32
Year: 2014-02-11
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Monkey and me, Monkey and me, Monkey and me, We went to see... A little girl and her toy monkey love imitating different animals, everything from jumping like kangaroos to waddling like penguins! Open this book and play along with them. Can you guess what animal they are now?
Monkey Love
Author: Dee Lindner
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 0740793144
Pages: 48
Year: 2011-11-01
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"Thousands of people throughout the USA hold a special place for their wistful buddies of yesteryear. The sock monkey . . . graced many a bed and toy box during the Depression and the years that followed. Today there are Web sites for vintage collectors, chat rooms for purists, and a plethora of directions on how to craft the creatures." --Sawyer County Record Something intrinsic about a red-heel sock monkey speaks to people. How else could a homemade stuffed monkey, crafted from a pair of ordinary work socks, remain a part of the American scene decades after the whimsical doll first scampered into our hearts? Monkey Love celebrates our love affair with this smiling little character and honors the affection people have for their past and the devotion people share with others today. In this lovable volume, photographs by Dee Lindner, aka the Sock Monkey Lady, include images of sock monkeys appearing in everything from their traditional stocking caps to snorkeling gear. Tying this little book all together is a simply worded ode to what love is and what makes love so special. This combination of love and sock monkeys could not be warmer or fuzzier. Monkey Love will have lovers of all ages and lovers of toys--toy monkeys, in particular--going bananas over a copy. The book is an ideal keepsake, whether purchased for yourself or as a gift to the loved one or ones in your life.
Monkey Love
Author: John Paul Allen, Keith Minnion
Publisher:
ISBN: 0972948562
Pages: 97
Year: 2007
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When Professor Sandra Rixx loses her husband in a terrorist bombing, she turns to her work with gorillas for comfort.
Monkey Ono
Author: J.C. Phillipps
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101628596
Pages: 40
Year: 2013-03-07
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Monkey Ono is not exactly a real monkey, but he really, really wants to go to the beach! So when Beach Day arrives, and the children who own him forget the bag he's in, Monkey Ono does not take this lying down, like most stuffed animals would. Oh no, he's got a plan. In fact he's got many, many plans. From riding the family dog to ricocheting through the sky to diving down the water pipes. All end with hilarious results, but not exactly according to plan. Will Monkey Ono ever get to the beach?? Only if the beach comes to him... J.C. Phillipps’s spirited text and stunning illustrations, done in colorful cut paper collage, deliver a humorous story with a great message—try and try again!
Rubber Wheels Sex Stories
Author: Love Monkey
Publisher:
ISBN: 1520968434
Pages: 201
Year: 2017-03-31
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Five sex stories:Programed For Sex; A young computer programmer goes on a holiday and meets a local beauty. After leaving university, with huge debts, he works hard to reduce his financial burden and the holiday is a treat. Table For One; A young woman lawyer is asked to give a talk to people in the country. She has a passionate affair with a waiter in the hotel she's staying.Orient Express; A retired GP takes a dream journey on the train and discovers the magic of the orient. On Her Majesty's Service; A young diplomat, on his first placement abroad, to rural India, has a close relationship with a local woman.Train In A Tunnel; A businesswoman, attending a meeting in London, takes the sleeper from Inverness. On the journey to London she has a passionate encounter with a fellow passenger.The stories are all sexually descriptive. They are well written with a nice story before the sex action begins. I am not an author, but just like writing these stories. At the end of each story you will go 'WOW!' You will not want to put the kindle down, real page turners. If life is getting to you, then these will restore calm and tranquillity.
Shelf Monkey
Author: Corey Redekop
Publisher: ECW Press
ISBN: 1554902908
Pages: 258
Year: 2007-04-01
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Thomas Friesen has three goals in life: get a job, make friends, and find a good book to curl up with. After landing a job at READ, the newest hypermegabookstore, he feels he may have accomplished all three. All is not peaceable within the stacks, however, as discontent steadily rises, aimed squarely at talk show host Munroe Purvis, whose wildly popular book club is progressively lowering the IQ of North America. But the bookworms have a plan?plots are being hatched and the destruction of Munroe is all but assured. As Thomas finds himself swept along in the malstrom of insanity, he wonders if reading a book is all it's cracked up to be.
No Monkeys, No Chocolate
Author: Melissa Stewart, Allen Young
Publisher: Triangle Interactive, Inc.
ISBN: 1684446910
Pages:
Year: 2018-03-29
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Everyone loves chocolate, right? But how many people actually know where chocolate comes from? How it’s made? Or that monkeys do their part to help this delicious sweet exist? This delectable dessert comes from cocoa beans, which grow on cocoa trees in tropical rain forests. But those trees couldn’t survive without the help of a menagerie of rain forest critters: a pollen-sucking midge, an aphid-munching anole lizard, brain-eating coffin fly maggots—they all pitch in to help the cocoa tree survive. A secondary layer of text delves deeper into statements such as "Cocoa flowers can’t bloom without cocoa leaves . . . and maggots," explaining the interdependence of the plants and animals in the tropical rain forests. Two wise-cracking bookworms appear on every page, adding humor and further commentary, making this book accessible to readers of different ages and reading levels. Back matter includes information about cocoa farming and rain forest preservation, as well as an author’s note.